How can I be so in love with a napkin?

- AND it's a paper napkin, not even a proper linen one.

My dearest galpal gave me a set of the above napkins and now, almost 100 days later, I still can't bear to open the packet.

However, I have prepared a canvas and god-help-me I'm going to open that packet, unfold a napkin and stick it on the canvas with reverence, place it on a big wall and stare at it dreamily, (like you would want to do with any loved one).